Thomas Hood

Faithless Nelly Gray

Ben Battle was a soldier bold,
And used to war's alarms;
But a cannon-ball took off his legs,

Pun on 'arms'

Hood plays on 'arms' meaning both weapons and limbs. Ben 'laid down his arms' literally—he can no longer hold a gun. The joke collapses the two meanings.

So he laid down his arms.
Now as they bore him off the field,
Said he, 'Let others shoot;
For here I leave my second leg,
And the Forty-second Foot.'

Military unit as body part

The 'Forty-second Foot' is Ben's regiment. By saying he leaves his leg 'and the Forty-second Foot,' he's making the unit itself a casualty of war—it loses its soldier.

The army-surgeons made him limbs:
Said he, 'They're only pegs;

Wooden members pun

Ben calls his prosthetic legs 'wooden members'—a pun on 'members' as both body parts and parliamentary representatives. He's sardonically suggesting politicians are equally artificial.

But there's as wooden members quite,
As represent my legs.'
Now Ben he loved a pretty maid,—
Her name was Nelly Gray;
So he went to pay her his devours,
When he devoured his pay.
But when he called on Nelly Gray,
She made him quite a scoff;
And when she saw his wooden legs,
Began to take them off.

Nelly's cruelty escalates

She doesn't just reject him—she 'began to take them off.' Hood moves from rejection to active removal of his prosthetics, making her cruelty physical and grotesque.

'O Nelly Gray! O Nelly Gray!'
Is this your love so warm?
The love that loves a scarlet coat

Uniform/love wordplay

'Uniform' means both military dress and consistency. Ben accuses her love of being inconsistent—she loved the uniform (the soldier), not the man beneath it.

Should be a little more uniform.
Said she, ' I loved a soldier once,
For he was blithe and brave;
But I will never have a man
With both legs in the grave
'Before you had those timber toes
Your love I did allow;
But then, you know, you stand upon
Another footing now.'
'O Nelly Gray! O Nelly Gray!
For all your jeering speeches,
At duty's call I left my legs
In Badajos's breaches.'

Badajos battle reference

[CONTEXT] Badajos was a brutal 1812 Peninsular War siege. Hood uses a real battle to ground Ben's sacrifice in actual military history, not abstraction.

'Why, then,' said she, 'you've lost the feet
Of legs in war's alarms,
And now you cannot wear your shoes
Upon your feats of arms!'
'O false and fickle Nelly Gray!
I know why you refuse:
Though I've no feet, some other man
Is standing in my shoes.
'I wish I ne'er had seen your face;
But, now, a long farewell!
For you will be my death'—alas!
You will not be my Nell!'
Now when he went from Nelly Gray
His heart so heavy got,
And life was such a burden grown,
It made him take a knot.
So round his melancholy neck
A rope he did intwine,
And, for his second time in life,

Suicide method and wordplay

Ben 'Enlisted in the Line'—military service becomes a euphemism for hanging ('the Line' as a noose). Hood hides suicide language inside military vocabulary.

Enlisted in the Line.
One end he tied around a beam,
And then removed his pegs;
And, as his legs were off—of course
He soon was off his legs.

Suicide logic: 'off his legs'

Hood's final pun: because Ben's prosthetic legs are removable, 'he soon was off his legs'—a darkly literal joke about a man hanging himself. The wooden legs enable the suicide.

And there he hung till he was dead
As any nail in town;
For, though distress had cut him up,
It could not cut him down.
A dozen men sat on his corpse,
To find out why he died,—
And they buried Ben in four cross-roads
With a stake in his inside.
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Reading Notes

Hood's Pun Strategy: Making Cruelty Funny

Thomas Hood was a professional punster—his livelihood depended on wordplay—and 'Faithless Nelly Gray' is a masterclass in using jokes to describe real trauma. The puns don't soften the poem; they sharpen it. When Ben says he 'laid down his arms' or 'enlisted in the Line,' Hood is using military language that collapses into body-part language. The reader laughs at the wordplay while registering the horror underneath: a disabled soldier is joking about his amputation because he has no other language left.

Nelly's rejection matters because it's not abstract—she literally removes his prosthetics. Hood makes her cruelty concrete and physical. The puns accelerate as Ben's despair deepens, until the final joke ('off his legs') describes his suicide. The poem doesn't say 'he hanged himself and died'; it says 'he was off his legs.' This is how Hood works: the pun *is* the horror, not a distraction from it.

Published in 1841, the poem responds to actual Napoleonic War veterans—disabled men who returned to indifference. Hood's satire targets both Nelly (who abandons Ben for a whole man) and a society that forgets its soldiers. The humor is a weapon.

The Suicide Ending and Victorian Burial Laws

The final stanzas contain crucial historical detail. Suicide victims were buried at crossroads with a stake through the heart—this wasn't poetic exaggeration but actual English law until the 1820s. Hood's readers would recognize this as the prescribed punishment for suicides. By ending with 'they buried Ben in four cross-roads / With a stake in his inside,' Hood isn't adding Gothic horror; he's describing legal fact.

This matters because it transforms the poem from sentimental tragedy into social critique. Ben dies twice: once in war (losing his legs), once in civilian life (losing Nelly). The stake through his heart is the state's final rejection. Hood is arguing that society treats its disabled veterans as disposable—first the cannon takes his legs, then Nelly takes his dignity, then the law takes even his corpse. The poem's structure (joke after joke, then suicide, then desecration) shows how humor and horror aren't opposites in Hood's hands—they're the same thing.